Sunday, 17 July 2011

Dari Ex Aq

kalo laki hensem bersedih hati
girls would say: let me be your shoulder to cry on...
if laki xhensem bersedih hati
girls would say: ee gedik gile , please lahh~

Kalo laki hensem pendiam
girls would say: woow, cool gile
if laki xhensem pendiam
girls would say: ih feeling bgs

kalo laki hensem single
girls would say: msti dye fk psl keje jee
if laki xhensem single
girls would say: nmpk sgt xlaku

kalo laki hensem berbuat jahat
girls would say: nobody’s perfect
if laki xhensem berbuat jahat
girls would say: layak laa , muke pengganas

kalo laki hensem tlg pompan yg kena kacau dgn org jht
girls would say: wuih jantan…mccm kt dlm tv laa
if laki xhensem tlg pompan yg kena kacau dgn org jht
girls would say:msty pnjht tu kwn dye~

kalo laki hensem dpt pompan cantik
girls would say: klop…seswai sgt
if laki xhensem dpt popan cantik
girls would say: msty guna bomoh nii

kalo laki hensem kena tggl dgn awek
girls would say: jangan sedih, kan msh ad i :P
 if laki xhensem kena tggl dgn awek
girls would say:…(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya meliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah)…kesian kau~

kalo laki hensem ngaku malaysian
girls would say: ehh muke u agk cm mat salleh laa
if laki xhensem ngaku malaysian
girls would say: msti ank org asli nii ~

kalo laki hensem syg binatang
girls would say: perasaannya halus…penuh cinta kasih
if laki xhensem syg binatang
girls would say: sesama keluargaharus menyayangi…

kalo  laki hensem bawa BMW
girls would say: matching…
if laki xhensem bawa BMW
girls would say: ni msty kete bos dye

kalo laki hensem mls tgkp gmbr
girls would say: msty tkot gmbr dye disebar2
if laki xhensem mls tgkp gmbr
girls would say: msty sbb xsggp hasil tgkp gmbr tu

kalo  laki hensem naek motor besa
girls would say: wah mcm lorenzo lamas…buat ak lemas
if laki xhensem naek motor besa
girls would say: awas!! matrempit jalan~

kalo  laki hensem tuangkan air kt gelas pompan
girls would say: ini baru gentleman
if laki xhensem tuangkan air kt gelas pompan
girls would say: ad kelayakan jd pmbantu ni